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Ask me anything   for her.. dont own any of the images on this page unless otherwise stated. i DO NOT condone self harm of anything of the sort, and recommend you talk to someone about it!! my ask is always open :)

52sins:

Daniel Madison: To many, he’s a card cheat, a man who’s life was almost taken years ago from a beating. To me, he’s an inspiration. Daniel Madison takes playing cards and skill and puts it into an art form, making videos and performances stand out both visually and poetically.
Much thanks to him, for he is one of the reasons i’m into playing cards.

52sins:

Daniel Madison: To many, he’s a card cheat, a man who’s life was almost taken years ago from a beating. To me, he’s an inspiration. Daniel Madison takes playing cards and skill and puts it into an art form, making videos and performances stand out both visually and poetically.

Much thanks to him, for he is one of the reasons i’m into playing cards.

— 14 hours ago with 10 notes

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

— 2 days ago with 286645 notes

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

image

(via how-clever)

— 2 days ago with 349584 notes
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

(via the-light-behind-yourr-eyess)

— 2 days ago with 101835 notes

not-chels:

Reblog if you’re constantly horny.

(via greeksd0itbetter69)

— 2 days ago with 36 notes

shorthairedsif:

if you don’t think thor is the cutest thing in the universe idk what to tell you

(via the-light-behind-yourr-eyess)

— 2 days ago with 2593 notes

returnoftherat:

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

hahah yea totally… never happens to me

(via the-light-behind-yourr-eyess)

— 2 days ago with 23199 notes

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via lucifer-fuentes)

— 2 days ago with 651481 notes